Mini-Character Interview: Kelen's Kind of Woman...

 

A fan from The Purple Morrow Fan Club asked the following question, only she had no idea what she would get for a response. Sigh...I must definitely teach Kelen some manners...

 

Kat: What does he (Kelen) look for in a woman??? ;) Just Kidding!

 

Dyane: lol You know, Kat, as soon as Kelen heard that question his ears perked up! (To Kelen) Hey, Kel! You have a question!

 

Kelen: (looks up from a full plate of food) Oy, woman! Don’t you know enough to not disturb a man while he's eating?! This roast mutton is a true marvel and this Canadian beer is exceptional! Whaddya want?

Dyane: Well, one of your fans has a question. She wants to know what you look for in a woman.

Kelen (grins): She got boobs and arse?

Dyane (rolls her eyes): Yes.

Kelen (raises eyebrows and strokes beard): Can she cook?

Dyane: Like a dream. Loves to, in fact.

Kelen (slams tankard on the tabletop): Good enough for me. I knew you were good for more than writing tripe, Authoress. I thank you kindly for your services. Oh, and send the wench to my room when I’m done here. Have to fill up the tank, you know. (Laughs raucously)

 

Dyane: Um...that's not...what I...oh, nevermind.

 

Well, there you have it, Kat. There's a real man for you!

 

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